Antone else as lonely as me?

I'm so lonely. I am sicking of dating online and getting pood on. Should i become a lezbian? Is that hard to do? I think I just want someone to love me,so if i found that in a woman, i'd be willing to munch rug (or whatever they do)..I just want someone to love me...someone to watch tv with. someone to not talk with. someone to tell me happy birthday......