I'm thinking about converting to islam?

I can jazz pretend to believe in god and live like a shiite muslim. I kan have temporary marriage, beat tha shyt out of myself on ashura. have moe than four wives. live a macho manly man live, I'll kan have political correctness to back me up when I get into minor troubles. N for all of dat, all I gotta doe is give up on pork n alcohol. I'm not really crazy about food n I ain't a drinker either so it seems fair. I kan get all of that and be treated like a kang of mai domayne all I gotta doe is give up two things which I ain't really into. I ain't trollin I swear. Seems to me like a good deal but I wanna noe moe about pros n cons about converting into islam