Where and what is the funniest...?

In grade two at reading hour we were all on the carpet and I decided to let a discreet one out... just as I let it rip, it came down SOOO F'ING HARD and it STUNK!!!! I tried to deny it like everybody does, but they all heard it, I frowned as the teacher gave me a look of disaproval, I think she was disturbed that she couldn't cover her nose or mouth because it would be rude. Everyone moved away from the area, and I was stuck in the middle, the smelly boy who had boiled eggs for lunch.