Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

for the last time, its because his sledge is on the roof. the roof is his runway. he doesn't carry a ladder with him to climb down to the front door because he's fat. and can't really be arsed. so he magic's his fat **** down the chimney. where he scoffs the pie's you left out for him, making his *** fatter. so next year it's too fat for the ladder. again. story of his fat arsed life. i'm his fitness instructor, he never makes any progress. leave skimmed milk.